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Unforgiven2323
Posts : 420 Join date : 2008-04-15 Age : 31 Location : Failuresville (Dictator)
| Subject: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:46 pm | |
| Me and my uncle always pick up bad horror movies freom Blockbuster, to see how bad things can get. Well, I can honestly say this last one was the worst thing I've ever seen on my TV screen.
It was called Evil Breed: The Legend of Samhain
Has anyone seen that? It has Jenna Jameson in it. She is the only person on the cover of the case, yet she is only on screen for 10 minutes at most.
That really confused me. Well, the whole thing confused me. Not because it was complicated, but because it was just so freakin' terrible. The only reason to ever set eyes on this movie is if you are desperate for boobs or like insane gore. The one man-thing tore Jenna Jameson apart, ripped out her innards one by one. It was gruesome. Not that I'm bothered by it at all, but still, it sucked.
Another death scene is where this guyt is in the bathroom, and a monster comes in and -I kid you not- shoves his hand up the guys ass and starts pulling out his intestines like a rope. I laughed so hard at some points in this movie, because it tries to be scary, but seems like they put no effort into it. The only time I was happy was when the annoying gay-voiced guy got decapitated. If you ever have the misfortune of picking up this movie, you will know who I am talking about.
So, yeah. Worst movie I've ever been able to sit through. Resident evil Apocalypse was actually good compared to this (I watched that next)
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Blue
Posts : 410 Join date : 2008-04-12 Age : 36 Location : The Riverfox
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:11 pm | |
| The Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogys come to mind, but really they just bored the snot out of me. But man, that movie sounds awesome from what you described. It has all the necessary requirements to be a truly awesome B-movie. I'll be sure to give it a rent. I've grown a love of watching bad movies ever since I got addicted to Mystery Science Theater back in 2002 before it went off the air. | |
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Unforgiven2323
Posts : 420 Join date : 2008-04-15 Age : 31 Location : Failuresville (Dictator)
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:48 pm | |
| - Blue Cup wrote:
- The Matrix and Lord of the Rings trilogys come to mind, but really they just bored the snot out of me.
But man, that movie sounds awesome from what you described. It has all the necessary requirements to be a truly awesome B-movie. I'll be sure to give it a rent.
I've grown a love of watching bad movies ever since I got addicted to Mystery Science Theater back in 2002 before it went off the air. Us too. He has a few volumes of the show Rent it if you dare. Its very stupid, though. | |
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The ROFLER
Posts : 244 Join date : 2008-04-14 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:29 am | |
| The worst movie I've seen is Jake's comedy show: The movie I can't recall this bad movie's title. It had something to do with some punk teenagers out in the corn fields getting killed one by one in a boring fashion by some dude with an axe. Jeepers creepers and its sequel counter-part were also bad movies. | |
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Kingoji
Posts : 256 Join date : 2008-04-30 Age : 43 Location : Library Island
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Mon Aug 04, 2008 2:45 pm | |
| There was this movie with Marc Dracascos. DNA I think it was called. Absolutely appalling. Then there's Showgirls, of course. | |
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hardrockzilla
Posts : 87 Join date : 2008-05-12 Age : 29 Location : closer than you think bitch!!!
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:26 am | |
| 10,000 BC was just horrible | |
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goji3754
Posts : 33 Join date : 2008-08-07 Location : In your basement...
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:46 am | |
| - hardrockzilla wrote:
- 10,000 BC was just horrible
I agree with you there. I don't see how it was so popular. If people rave about that movie, I have no intention of seeing 300. Super Mario Bros (a Live-Action film from '93) was just plain horrible, and I also regret watching the 90's Komodo. Then there were the last two Batman films. Jim Carry ruined the Riddler (he turns all his characters into 100% himself, when they aren't supposed to be anything like him. He has no respect for the characters he portays at all). | |
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hardrockzilla
Posts : 87 Join date : 2008-05-12 Age : 29 Location : closer than you think bitch!!!
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:17 pm | |
| but 300 was a good movie,and it was a semi-true story | |
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The ROFLER
Posts : 244 Join date : 2008-04-14 Age : 32
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Sat Aug 09, 2008 9:27 am | |
| - hardrockzilla wrote:
- but 300 was a good movie,and it was a semi-true story
I heard that about 90% of it was accurate. The 10% misleading part was based on the way the spartans fought. It was ridiculous. Anyways, for me, it was a decent movie. Would have been better if it had atleast average character development. | |
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Obsidius Admin
Posts : 442 Join date : 2008-04-12 Age : 29 Location : Failboat
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:18 am | |
| Victor's Day Out was extremely bad. It was probably Python that movie was very bad. | |
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Firebomb525
Posts : 5 Join date : 2008-08-26
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:57 pm | |
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hardrockzilla
Posts : 87 Join date : 2008-05-12 Age : 29 Location : closer than you think bitch!!!
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:29 pm | |
| the love guru is the worst movie...EVER!!!!!
you can name a bad movie and love guru is worse tenfold! | |
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D-Man
Posts : 91 Join date : 2008-10-22 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 1:54 pm | |
| - Firebomb525 wrote:
- Epic Movie. Just...ugh.
dont forget about Date Movie.... | |
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Angry Godzilla Game Nerd
Posts : 221 Join date : 2008-10-22 Age : 33 Location : In my house,. At my computer.
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:00 pm | |
| Super Mario Bros. Damn Video Game Movie Adaptions to Hell. | |
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D-Man
Posts : 91 Join date : 2008-10-22 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| max payne was actually good for a game-to-movie | |
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Angry Godzilla Game Nerd
Posts : 221 Join date : 2008-10-22 Age : 33 Location : In my house,. At my computer.
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 pm | |
| I'll have to see that one then.
Did it stay true to the series? | |
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D-Man
Posts : 91 Join date : 2008-10-22 Location : Here
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:21 pm | |
| in most ways. but thats my opinion | |
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Angry Godzilla Game Nerd
Posts : 221 Join date : 2008-10-22 Age : 33 Location : In my house,. At my computer.
| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:38 pm | |
| How was Hitman and Far Cry? | |
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D-Man
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| Subject: Re: What's the worst movie you've ever seen? Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:39 pm | |
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